Carl and Bart Oates in “Bart Oates”

Look, I am so sorry. I'm sorry that you tried to walk in front of me when I clearly had the right of way!

Hey, Carl, you know, that's not really the spirit of this.

All right, all right, all right, look...reset. I am very glad that the forensics could not match the paint on your face to the paint on my fender, but I am sorry that you had to pay the ultimate price for not lookin' both ways! I did not wave you on, I was flippin' you off!

[annoyed] Carl …

OK … all right. I'm sorry, you're dead.

You're in the red zone now, buddy, you gotta close the deal.

Well, me answering questions to a bunch of cops wasn't never gonna bring you back--

Be a champ. Go all the way.

--OK, I'M SORRY I HIT YOU, ALL RIGHT?!? And that's as sorry as I'm ever gonna be. You were old. I could tell!