[The TV is chained to the stand]
Alright! 's what's called taking command of the situation! Meatwad... you turn it on.
I ain't going near that TV, boy! I think that thing's alive!
[sternly] Go over there, get close to it, and touch it to turn it on.
What'll you give me?
Six months to a year. And brother, you are dead!
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