Master Shake and Willie Nelson in “The Shaving”

Master Shake

Now remember: You have NO regard for human life, especially women, because they have the organs that you wish that YOU had! So you want to make a suit from them.

Willie Nelson

I don't wanna make a suit!

Master Shake

Listen to me, that's how it's done. All you concern yourself with is KILL KILL KILL!!! You GOT IT?! None of this "the shaving, the shaving" crap! Cause it's throwing you off! And Who is gonna stop you ANYWAY?! You're immortal!

Willie Nelson

Are you sure? I-I-That doesn't sound right.

Master Shake

Please uh, do me another favor. Lose the shaving. Monsters don't groom themselves! THEY'RE FREAKING MANIACS! UUUUHH!!