[John Wayne is shooting a movie]
JWJohn Wayne
You can still surrender, pilgrim.
LMLee Marvin
Nope. Draw, Sheriff.
JWJohn Wayne
Alright, but I warn ya. [reaches for his gun, but instead of his gun, he pulls out Dot by mistake]
Bang!
JWJohn Wayne
Huh?
[plants a huge kiss on Wayne's lips] Say you'll never leave me! Say we'll always be together!
[John Wayne screams]