["Video Review" song plays]
Hey, look at this store!
There's movies galore!
We've seen them a thousand times over before!
And that's why our brains don't work anymore!
The Player is a movie about finding fresh new scripts, like Rambo III and Rocky V and Star Trek Number VI.
Eva toured with Zsa Zsa and they formed a sister act, but both were Unforgiven because neither one could act.
The Hand That Rocked the Cradle once belonged to Hook, you see, but it got bored, and so it joined The Addams Family.
Amadeus was a genius, Beethoven was a dog, The Muppet Family Christmas is about a pig and frog.
There was a sled named "Rosebud" and a citizen named "Kane," he rode 'til the snow was melted, now he's Singin' in the Rain.
The Princess Bride got married to the handsome Prince of Tides, which now makes her dad, The Fisher King the Father of the Bride.
And pretty soon, you'll see them all inside the TV Guide. Along with all the stars you like to see!
Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone...
Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone...
Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy...
Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorsese...
Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia...
Robert DeNiro and Andy Garcia...
Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford...
Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford...
Jack Nicholson, Brando and Marilyn Monroe....And that's all the people we know!
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