Animaniacs · Season 1, Episode 45
[singing]
'Who can turn the stove on with her smile?
Who can take a bubble bath, and suddenly fill it with crocodiles?
'Cause it's you, Dot! And you should know it!
Put nitro on a bridge go ahead and blow it!
Mud is all around, I guess it's spring.
Name another crooner other than Bing.
Don't throw your hat up in the air!
'Cause what might come down is a Frigidaire! Dot!
Put some elbow into it! We must have this room ready for the banquet tonight! Chop-chop!
[The painters revealed to be the Queen's royal family. Prince Charles and Princess Diana bumped into each other while painting, and give each other raspberries]
Really Mummy, why do we have to redecorate the banquet room?
Because we used up the rest of the budget on the rest of the castle. Now back to work!
I'll never be queen!
[holding his paintbrush backwards] My paintbrush doesn't work!
Twit.
I don't want to do this poop anymore! I want some tea!
[They kept complaining all at once]
SILENCE! [they stop] All day long! Whine, whine, whine! What kind of a family have we raised?! Just look at you! Well, if you don't want to help, then lead. [the royal family smiled and run off in full speed, trampling the Queen, who stands up] Hmph! We'll just have to do it ourselves. [begins to paint, but stops] We'll never have time finish the banquet!
Now, we would like you to begin work immediately.
[The Warners look around]
Who's like us to begin?
We would. Us. Ourselves.
[jumping up on Queen Elizabeth and looks down her throat] How many people you got in there? Hello?! HELLO?!
Get away from us!
She needs therapy. [plants the queen on a therapy couch] Alright Sybil, whom I'm speaking to now?
We insist that you stop this! You people are crazy!
Look who's talking.
[The Warners flap their mouths with their fingers as they make sounds]
We are not amused.
Well "we" certainly are.
[The Warners laugh uncontrollably]
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