Lorne, Spike and others in “The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco”

Holy tornado, it's true!

Yeah, it was amazing! Angel went right off on the mail guy.

Oh this must've been one major smackdown!

There was no smacking!

That's not the hubbub I'm hearing, honey buns. Word on the web has you sucker punching Grandpa Moses.

The web?

Don't sweat it, sweetie pie. I've got my flack-catcher spinnin' this into PR gold. And once the word spreads that you beat up an innocent old man, the truly terrible will think twice before goin' toe to toe with our Avenging Angel.

Yes. The geriatric community will be soilin' their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo!