Lorne and Fred in “The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco”

Hey, professional opinion. Sexy soccer mama or brainy beauty? You're an aging sexpot celebrating a decade of turning twenty-nine. You got two little rugrats who aren't that little, a husband who thinks the extras trailer's a buffet table and gravity ain't doing you any favors. So "Happy Birthday, sexy mama" or ...Fred! Fred, sweetie, you're sort of like a woman.

That's not a compliment.

Well, more so than El Cid here. I need some insight. You're an aging...

I heard. Don't mention her birthday, don't send a card, send a big bunch of flowers just because she's special and pefect and eternally bladi bla.

Staring me right in the face. Genius

And I'm a lot like a woman.

You're all woman. You're every woman. You're Wonder Woman!

Damn straight.