Janice Dickinson quotes from America's Next Top Model

Janice

[to Gina] Stand up and jump up and down on one leg!

Janice

You've got a killer smile.

Yes, ma'am.

Janice

You can loosen up, and not be so pagaentry standing in front of us.

Yes, ma'am.

Janice

I don't like when you call me, ma'am. I think it's condescending. Just say, "Okay," you know? You don't have to say "yes", or "no", or "Yes ma'am, no ma'am." 'Cause this is not a pageant.

Tyra

If she wins this contest is she gonna go, "Thank you! Thank you!" [pretends to cry while waving] You need to just pull back a little bit, alright?

Robin, one more thing.

Yes, sir?

You can call me ma'am any time. [Tyra laughs]

Adrianne

I don't know what to feel. I feel I love Janice Dickinson.

Janice

Well, I didn't vote for you.

Nigel Barker

[to Jenacia] You, young lady, were late to my shoot.

Janice Dickinson

[to Jenacia] What?!

Nigel Barker

[to Jenacia] You didn’t show up until two hours after.

[to Nigel Barker] It might have been three.

[to Jenacia] You’re wasting other people’s money.

Janice Dickinson

[to Jenacia] 5’7 is a little short to be a model so we have to compensate like punctuality.

Tyra

[to Jenacia] Time is money.

This is my signature walk and this is the walk that's gonna make me famous. Actually, I'm here because I got chosen out of six thousand girls, and twelve were chosen for America's Next Top Model.

Tyra

[after the judges watch Camille's clip at judging] I have to do a Janice. [buries her face in her arms]

Janice

Camille, what were you thinking?!

Nigel

Time and time again, we've talked to you about attitude.

Tyra

You know what it looked like to me when you ran off the whole America's Next Top Model? [imitating Camille] "Look, bitch, I was chosen over a million people, so I don't know what your problem is!"

When the go-see process was over, I won the award.

Tyra

Yeah, they said you presented yourself very well, but this was a test of your go-sees, and this was a test of a go-see from Hell.

Jay

[About Heather's photo] She looks like a porno star.

Janice

No, she does not!

Jay

Yes... she does.

Janice

So do you!

Jay

We're talking Silicone Valley on the other end of the table.

Janice

If a photographer offered you guaranteed fame if you slept with him for a cover of a magazine or a makeup campaign, what would you do?

Is he attractive?

Tyra

[to Amanda] You continue to raise your eyebrow. You know, the Zoolander.

Janice

I used to be able to do it, but I have so much botox in my face I can't really do it anymore.

Nigel

Toccara, there's just something about her. She's interesting.

Janice

Yeah, a lot of flesh!

Janice

Eva's still short.

Nigel

Perhaps she'll grow by next week?

I was petrified of this spider.

Janice

Try posing on a live crocodile honey.

Tyra

[To Yaya] Now we need you to eat the product because I've never heard of a girl having a commercial and not tasting the product.

Janice

Eat! Eat! Eat!

Tyra

[to Keenyah] Keenyah. [Keenyah comes up for evaluation] Is that... [referring to Keenyah's makeover] Is that the hairstyle they did because I was not there at the end.

[to Tyra] No it wasn't. I had actually put some oil in it and it became really stringy.

Janice

[to Keenyah] What were you thinking?! I don't want to hear that!

Tyra

[to Keenyah] You were one of the girls that I was addressing. Feeling like you knew better than me and Jay and J.

[to Tyra] I regret that. I feel like that's the biggest mistake I've ever made in my life.

Janice

[to Keenyah] Ugh!

Tyra

[to Keenyah about the alien photoshoot] Here is your best shot.

Janice

[to Keenyah about the alien photoshoot] This is gorgeous!

Tyra

[to Keenyah about the hairstyle in alien photoshoot] The lesson that you need to learn is that if I said I wanted your makeover to be this you'd go "Oh my gosh it's fierce".

Tyra

[to Janice, Nole and Nigel about Brittany] Brittany.

Janice

[to Tyra, Nole and Nigel about Brittany] She stays.

Tyra

[to Janice, Nole and Nigel about Brittany] Is it because she looks like you, Janice?

[referring to Lluvy's "Pisces" photograph] You look like a dead fish her however I have to see a close-up.

The fishnet and everything I felt blocked.

Janice

This is what you have to take on and wear when you decide to become a model and you failed miserably!