Janice Dickinson quotes from America's Next Top Model

Janice

[referring to Rebecca's "Virgo" photograph] It's a pedestrian! It just doesn't register model!

Even though you're the virgin, you're the virgin that everybody wants.

Nigel

Right.

So you have to be very sensual.

Janice

Tyra, when you're strutting down the runway doing Victoria's Secret, wearing those bat wings, what are you thinking?

Tyra

I ain't thinking I'm no virgin.

[about Kahlen's picture] She really got this deer, and I know this animal well.

Janice

How well do you know it?

It's my national animal.

[to the press] I am the undiscovered supermodel.

Janice

[to Jade] Why? What makes you so hot?

[to the press] I feel that I have the most potential. I'm versatile, I'm totally different...

[to Jade] We're all gonna have to take "No" to that.

[to the press] ...I'm... [to Sara] Shut...shut up, up there! Shut up!

Janice

[to Jade] No, "Zip it" is nicer than "Shut up". Zip it.

[in confessional] Being twenty-six, I should have already been a Top Model because I feel like I have so much damn potential!

Janice

[to Gina] What's your name?

[to Janice] Gina.

Janice

[to Gina] Hi, Gina!

[to Janice] I can't give a convincing photo.

Janice

[to Gina] You just said I can't give a convincing photograph. I don't want to hear the next thing out of your mouth, but go ahead!

CariDee

[in a "red carpet interview" challenge with Janice Dickenson] Why, why, why—Why are you so over-pungent?

Janice

Over-pungent!?

[same challenge] I don't know what to say?

Janice

Fine, gimme the mic! [grabs microphone out of her hand] Bye! Yeah, I got the mic...

[same challenge] What makes you so bitchy?

Janice

[walks away without saying anything]

Janice

[to A.J., after red-carpet challenge] Yo, why are you still wearing that ugly pink thing on your head?

[later, to camera] I don't care what she said, I love my hat