Man, where is Jake? We gotta let him know that we're gonna have enough dinero left over to buy some new skateboards and all that.
Maybe he, like, went and robbed an art museum. Or perhaps he went on some reality show to win the money. [He sits down on the desk where Jake's computer turns on showing some of his recent photos] Or, you know, I dunno.
Shush! Look! [They look at the photos as it showed Jake changing into his dragon form.] [gasps] I don't believe it!
I don't believe it either. And I don't even know what the heck's going on.
The dragon? Jake?!
The dragon ate Jake? Oh, man. What a way to go!
No! The dragon didn't eat Jake! Look at this! The dragon is Jake!
I'm even more confused than usual. What does it mean and how does my mom's lasagna fit into all this?
I'll tell you what it means. It means we just sold our best friend to Rotwood for cash!
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