Stan, hamburger buns were on sale, so I stole 600.
When I have a baby, I'm going to name it Recycling.
Steve (showing Stan the palm of his hand, which has a bright red slash across it): Dad, me and my mysterious friend are blood brothers now.
Stan, FIFA said the downstairs bathroom is going to need 70 urinals. It'll work if we use the hamper.
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