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[shows Hayley a video demonstration] By precisely targeting a barrage of missiles your dad acquired for us, we'll reshape the contemptible fascists of Mt. Rushmore into history's greatest leftists!
Sean Penn, Michael Moore, and Captain Planet.
Why didn't you change Jefferson?
Well, he freed the slaves, so he stays.
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