[Stan finds Francine and her mother in the kitchen cooking dinner]
Francine, what the hell's goin' on in here? It should smell like turkey and stuffing, not a medley of longevity-inducing vegetables.
Dad, this is my mom's famous stir-fry. I thought we could have it instead of sweet potatoes.
But that's not Thanksgiving! I don't wanna see this tiny corn!
I don't wanna see your tiny corn. Put on some pants!
I'm not changing the way I dress on this most American of days. This is traditional American Thanksgiving garb. You know how you guys always wear karate outfits? Well, this is Uncle Sam's version of that.
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