[to her dazed father] Dad, you have to snap out of it! You gotta get Mom where she needs to get to!
I can't, Hayley! I don't know what to do! If only there was some sort of kindly robot or magic wand that could pleasure my wife. But we live in the real world.
Dad, look around you! The ghost is getting stronger! You have to satisfy Mom!
You're right. But I clearly don't know what I'm doing anymore!
You just need to get some help. A book or the Internet...
Or an oversexed hippie who just happens to be my daughter. Hayley, you are gonna be my sex coach.
[after a moment of pause] Well, that really backfired on me, didn't it?
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