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American Dad! · Season 9

Roger, Stan and others in “American Stepdad”

[Roger, Stan, Betty and Francine all hold hands]

God, are you there? It's me, Tom Yabo. [closes his eyes] I just wanna say thank you for sending me such an amazing woman and unbelievably generous to her. I mean, her giving to receiving ratio is like 3-1 minimum. Amen. So, Stan, how was work today?

[Betty hands him sweet potatoes]

Fun.

BBetty

Stan, you speak up and look at Tom when he's asking you a question.

[louder] It was fine, okay?! [spits out his sweet potatoes]

BBetty

Stan, I worked really hard on this meal.

Well, it's gross, and I don't like it.

Come on, champ. Give it another try.

SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! [knocks over the table and walks out]

BBetty

Stan!

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