Hayley, I love you! And I'm not leaving until you say you love me back.
No, I don't love you, okay? I'm married. Sometimes happily.
I thought you might say that, but wait till you hear this. (He brings the orchestra people around) Aha! I hired a 12-piece orchestra to play your favorite song: Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio.
(The orchestra starts playing Gangsta's Paradise)
Now, what do you say?
No.
I thought you might say that, but feast your eyes on this! (The orchestral people leave as a delivery truck drives up, and as the back door of the truck opens, there is an elephant and it trumpets) Aha! Elephant. Your favorite animal. I rented it for you! Say you love me.
No.
I thought you might say that, but wait until you see what's in the elephant's sack! (He gets a bunch of batteries and shows it to Hayley) Aha! Batteries! Your favorite thing on your favorite animal!
No.
I thought you might say that, but wait until you see this!
(Hayley says nothing, and Steve shakes his head. Dissolve to the sky that reads: "Snot and Hayley Forever" formed by a jet plane. In the Smith house, there are two Japanese women holding fans and four chairs that Snot is balancing on. There is also a sack of heart boxes full of chocolates and many strings of heart balloons attached to sacks.
Aha! What do you say now, my love?
Go away.
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