Okay, how about this for a case: Wheels's ex comes to town, looking for whoever poisoned her race horse.
[Roger gives an uncertain mumble. Steve thinks for a moment, then comes up with a new idea for a case.]
Hey, what if I'm visited by the ghost of my dead father, who also used to be a detective?
So we're just saying the first thing that comes into our minds? Okay. Tickle monster!
[To someone invisible beside him] I know, Dad, I have to deal with this every day at the agency.
YOUR GHOST FATHER IS NOT HERE!!!
Oh no? Then who's... [gets up from his wheelchair] ...possessing me!?
[Steve begins slapping Roger in the face over and over by flapping his arm by Roger's face.]
Stop it... Stop it, Wheels... Stop it...! Wheels...! STOP IT, WHEELS'S FATHER!!!
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