[Roger and Stan are stoned on marijuana smoke and wasting time at the local convenience store]
(holding a bag of snacks) There's a leopard on the Cheetos bag! (gets a closer look) WAIT... it's a cheetah! Chee-TAH... Chee-TOS... There's... so much beauty in the world...
Why do my wrists hurt?!
(turns to reveal a prone Roger) Because you're lying on them.
How can you hear what I'm thinking?
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