Now that the seeds of mistrust are sprouting, we must harvest them. [puts on headphones and starts recording the phone call; he signals for Hayley to start; Hayley dials Trudy's number]
Hello?
Miss Lawrence, just a few questions for a fitness survey. Where do you typically work out?
At the gym.
Good. And where is it located?
About 3 miles north of here.
After you work out, how do you relax?
I get a massage.
And when your car is not in "drive", it's in…
"Park"!
And if you're from Brazil, you're…
You're Brazilian! Look. Is this a crank call?
Hold, please.
I can't wait around. I'm leaving to meet…
[hangs up] Did you get it?
Got it.
[he dials Miles' number; cut to Miles' home; his phone rings]
Please leave a message.
[a tone is heard, then Steve, after editing a recording of the phone conversation, plays it just as Miles walks up to his phone]
Hello,… Jim.
Who's Jim?
I… can't… wait… to… massage… your… Brazilian… crank. Meet… me… at… 3:00… at the…
[Steve plays a second of West End Girls]
West End.
Of the... park. I'm… leaving… Miles.
She must've dialed my number by mistake. She's cheating on me!
[he falls to his knees in tears as Hayley and Steve laugh and dance victoriously]
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