“You Debt Your Life” quotes from American Dad!

Francine

Damn it, Roger. Take him to the hospital!

Roger

Franny, we've been over this. I can't take Stan to the hospital because then a doctor would save him. To restore the life debt, I have to save him.

Francine

This is crazy!!

Roger

Well I think you're crazy, see ain't that hurtful?

Francine

You son of a bitch. I'm gonna rip your fuckin' throat out!!

Roger

Oh, so it ends with you being the potty mouth so I'm hanging up.

Francine

Sorry things didn't work out with your new roommate, Roger.

Roger

I tell you, it's a cruel, cruel world out here. Did you know I saw a man beat down another man today for a sandwich? A sandwich, Francine. [shows a sub] This sandwich. [eats it] I wish I could just come home.

Francine

So come home. We want you there.

Roger

Stan doesn't. As far as he's concerned, the only reason I was living there was the life debt he owed me. And now it's repayed.

Francine

Forget about the life debt. Stan's too proud to admit he misses you, but I know he does. Hey! What if you offered to pay rent? Then Stan would have a perfect excuse to take you back.

Roger

You know, that could actually work. I don't mind paying a little rent. All right, I'm coming home! [throws the sub at a pedestrian] Hi, kids.

Roger

Oh my God, another fey, pansexual, alcoholic non-human! I've been replaced!

Francine

I got your message that you were staying here? Roger, this YMCA stopped renting out rooms, like, 30 years ago.

Roger

What? I just put up all my pictures. (shows Francine photos of him dressed as a pigtailed, redheaded girl riding and playing with a horse)

Francine

Oh, I wish you and Stan could just patch things up.

Roger

It's too late. (sits on the locker room bench next to a man facing his locker and wearing a towel): I've been replaced! (sobs)