It has come to the ears of the Fuhrer that two of the latest Mark Six landmines are missing from this district. He has of course flown into one of his familiar rages.
Has he eaten the carpet?
No. But he's done a lot of no-good to a reproduction of the Bayeux Tapestry.
Do you think he has a screw loose?
In my opinion, a whole Meccano set has fallen apart in there.
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