[Madame Fanny has been spending forged money in the hat shop]
Good Moaning, I have come to arost your mither.
Arrest her mother? Why, what has she done?
She has been pissing fudged bank notes in the hit shop.
What does Crabtree say, Yvette?
I think he means "she has been passing forged bank notes in the hat shop.
Presoasly
René (Dressed like Fanny, doing a poor impression of her): Edith, remind him he is supposed to be on our side.
Who is the ugly old bog in the bed beside your mother?
I have been asking the same question.
René (takes off his wig): It is I, Rene.
My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog.
Edith, give him 500 francs from the till and tell him to pass off.
There is no need to be rode.
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