[Captain Geering is putting the plan to kill General Von Klinkerhoffen into action]
The Colonel gave you a pill. Where is it?
I have the pill in the till.
Wheere is the vine for the General?
It is here in this jug.
The pill contains a drug.
The pill in the till?
Take it and put it in there.
Put the drug in the jug?
(Comes in with the Gateau) We nearly forgot the most important thing.
(panic) Oh, my God! The Gateau from the Chateau!
What about the Gateau from the Chateau?
It contains a bomb!!!
A bomb in the Gateau from the Chateau???
It is to blow up the General! You must not let anyone light that fuse.
But where is the fuse?
It is the candle with the handle.
You do not need to kill the General, we have already arranged to kill the General... Do you not see? That if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the Gateau from the Chateau!
Simple plots are always the best.
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