All That · Season 1
All right; enough, okay? This has gone way too far! I mean, look at this place; there's food on the walls, the decorations are ruined, and Vernon over here is drowning in the ball pit! Tiana is gonna be so disappointed when she sees this!
Nobody move...she just walked in.
Is that pizza on the wall? And cake? And is that Vernon the Vermin in the ball pit?
Well, I guess my work here is done. Enjoy your birthday, Tishmashma. (He departs, and bumps into the balloons again) (popping several of the balloons) Who...put these...here?!
"Hey, it's Unboxing With Benny, the show where I open boxes and show you guys what's inside. And I'm very excited about this one, guys. This is the new Funtendo 64 gaming system. Oh, you've never heard of it? That's because it doesn't come out for another year! Lucky for you, I'm famous, so they sent me one. Let the unboxing begin!"
(Benny tries in vain to open his package.)
"Mmm, sturdy packaging...this is a little harder to open than I thought. BRB."
(Cut to him holding a pair of heavy-duty scissors.)
"Trust me, you guys are gonna freak when you see what's in this box..."
"FREAK!"
(Benny tries to cut the box open, but the scissors break.)
"...just as soon as I can get it open. Trust me, you will freak."
"FREAK!"
(Benny calls Funtendo Customer Support, and talks to an agent.)
"Funtendo Customer Support. If you need help, say 'help'".
"Help!"
"Did you say...'applesauce'?"
"Applesauce?! Why would I say 'applesauce'?!"
"Transferring you to...applesauce."
(a reporter, played by Gabrielle Nevaeh Green, who is interviewing a girl named Tammy TMI, regarding the vandalization of the statue of W. D. Ford, the founder of the city; Tammy has a tendency to overshare information about herself) "Can you tell us your name?"
"My name is Tammy, but most people call me by my middle name."
"And what's that?"
"Tammy..."
"Police say the statue was defaced between the hours of 4 and 5 AM. You were awake?"
"Oh, I don't follow a traditional sleep schedule. I take thousands of one-second-long naps all throughout the day. In fact, I've already taken 14 naps since we started this interview...15!"
"Can you please just tell us what the vandal looked like?"
"Wish I could. I have this condition called short-term facial memory loss; I forget a face almost immediately after I see it. Have we met? I'm Tammy."
(an extraterrestrial, of Star Crew) "Well...Officer 'Smart'...the Klorgons are still here, and they're still mad!"
"And covered in various teas."
(Officer Smart [Janak] miscalculated that dousing the hostile Klorgon extraterrestrials with iced tea would be sufficient to defeat them.)
(All of Officer Smart's calculations have proven inaccurate.)
"Enough! No more of your stupid calculations! Because according to my calculations, you have yet to be right!"
What’s up, Penny People? Penny here, and I am pumped! I just got the new Troll Quest game and I am about to dah…mih…nate…it…right…now!
Choose your character!
Zilda…mm. Oo; Goxer!
You’ve chosen…”Goxer”!
Let’s do this!
Let’s go!
Choose your armor.
Shield? No. Gauntlet? Meh. Oo; helmet!
You’ve chosen…”helmet”!
Great choice, friend!
Choose your scarf.
Scarf? Okay; not sure why I have to choose that.
You’ve chosen…”blue”!
Great choice, friend!
Choose…what shade of blue.
What? Okay; seems…unnecessary, but, okay.
You’ve chosen…”aquamarine”!
Great choice, friend!
There’s something inside of Goxer’s shoe. Choose…what it is.
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