"Hey, it's Unboxing With Benny, the show where I open boxes and show you guys what's inside. And I'm very excited about this one, guys. This is the new Funtendo 64 gaming system. Oh, you've never heard of it? That's because it doesn't come out for another year! Lucky for you, I'm famous, so they sent me one. Let the unboxing begin!"
(Benny tries in vain to open his package.)
"Mmm, sturdy packaging...this is a little harder to open than I thought. BRB."
(Cut to him holding a pair of heavy-duty scissors.)
"Trust me, you guys are gonna freak when you see what's in this box..."
"FREAK!"
(Benny tries to cut the box open, but the scissors break.)
"...just as soon as I can get it open. Trust me, you will freak."
"FREAK!"
(Benny calls Funtendo Customer Support, and talks to an agent.)
"Funtendo Customer Support. If you need help, say 'help'".
"Help!"
"Did you say...'applesauce'?"
"Applesauce?! Why would I say 'applesauce'?!"
"Transferring you to...applesauce."
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