All That Season 1 quotes

[a cheerleader of Dullmont Jr. High School] "I'm Darcy! D, A, R, C, Y...why?...because you asked me!"

[as Mike Wheeler, from Stranger Things] "I've been to the other side! I saw the beast face to face! He crawled inside my nose, and--"

[deep voice] "I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!"

[a reporter for KNCK; played by Green] "A serious crime took place here and we need answers. Um, now…police say the statue was defaced between the hours of 4 and 5 AM. You were awake?"

"Oh, I don’t follow a traditional sleep schedule. I take thousands of 1-second-long naps all throughout the day. In fact, I’ve already taken 14 naps since we started this interview…15!"

"Tammy…you were the only person who saw what happened here today, and you’re giving us nothing but useless information about yourself!"

"Oh, I’m happy to tell you whatever information you want about myself. A witch cursed my uncle, and now he’s my goldfish."

"Tammy…"

"I once sneezed so hard, milkshake came out of my ears!
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"Mmmm, strawberry. Or peanut butter. I can’t tell. I lost my taste buds in a bowling accident."

"Tammy!"

[as Dustin Henderson, from Stranger Things] "There could be spies listening to our every word."

[as Eleven, from Stranger Things] "I...love...lake!"

[host of the severely misnamed game show Simplicity] "How many eggs are in a dozen?"

[Sergelen] "12!"

"Hey! What was that?!"

"You got the answer wrong. So you got slapped in the face with a largemouth spotted bass!"

"But…a dozen is 12."

"But, in Round 6, all the answers are supposed to be divided by 6, so the correct answer is 2. Linda?"

[Reece Caddell] "9."

"You’re gonna slapped with a fish—"

"Why me? The correct answer was 2."

"That’s because you are in Round 6. Linda is in Round 3 . The rules are pretty clear, Larry."

[to Larry] "What are you not understanding?"

"A lot!"

[as Lucas Sinclair, from Stranger Things] "We're communicating with demon creatures from an alternate dimension."

"It's me; Nick Cannon, baby! I'm on so many shows, they got me hostin', and competin', baby!"