Archie, are you sure Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration Of Independence?
Archie: Sure, four score and seven years ago.
“George and Archie Make a Deal” · Season 5
In this episode: Archie Bunker (1), Mike (1), Edith Bunker (1)
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Racial balance is important in everything. Take education: Why do you think it's so tough for a black student to become a doctor?
Archie: Because nobody wants to see a black guy coming at them with a knife.
(to Edith) Don't be singing, the neighbors will think I'm killing ya here.
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