SMr. Scanlan
A BTU, Mrs. Bunker, means British thermal units.
Archie: Yeah. I think we traded some destroyers for them.
“Archie's Contract” · Season 5
In this episode: George Jefferson (2)
By the time they finish here this house is going to look like a four-room car wash.
SMr. Scanlan
Now, we have a contract, Mr. Bunker—
Gloria: Signed under duress.
Archie: Yeah, without knowing I was under the dress.
Ain't there some law against taking advantage of the simple-minded?
Archie: Well, is there? Because if there ain't, there oughta be!
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