God has one of them voices that you never, ever forget... You know, like Bing Crosby.
“Archie and the Miracle” · Season 5
In this episode: Archie Bunker (3), Mike (2), Edith Bunker (1)
It makes a man stop and think when he's just been the victim of a miracle.
MMike
Arch, did you ever stop to think... When that crate dropped, maybe God was out to get you, and missed?
Have you got your dollar for the collection plate?
Archie: Yeah, got it right over here in my wallet. Geez, a dollar a week in that plate from now on. Comes to what? Nearly fifty bucks a year.
Edith: Archie, you said yourself you was paying back the Lord for saving your life.
Mike: Ten cents would've covered that.
MMike
I tried fixing that toilet again, I can't do it. Maybe we'll just have to get another one.
Gloria: Yeah. Two heads are better than one.
Fightin' that copper ball takes all the fun out of going to the toilet!
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