(to Irene on the phone) Remember that song that had you in it?... That's right, good night, Irene!
“The Bunkers and Inflation (Part 2)” · Season 5
In this episode: Archie Bunker (3)
If you were to come in here, fresh off of the street, applying for the job of my son-in-law, I wouldn't hire you.
Mike: And if I knew you came with the job, I wouldn't take it.
Edith, you done good! Your heart was in the right place. But your brain was out to lunch.
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