MMike
Arch, you're not giving the fish a fighting chance.
Archie: I don't wanna fight with the fish, I wanna catch them.
“Gloria Sings the Blues” · Season 4
In this episode: Archie Bunker (3), Mike (2), Edith Bunker (2)
Castor Oil cheered you up?
Archie: It'd be "cheered up", or get another dose.
MMike
(to Gloria) You realize how many boring things I've got to do in a single day to drive me crazy? I've got to get up, I've gotta brush my teeth, I have to shave—and I hate to shave. There are days where I stand there debating with that mirror: Should I shave, or should I cut my throat? But I shave.
Archie: You know, it's too bad you always lose that argument.
Oh, that energy crisis. I wish you'd come up with one of those hot flashes of yours when we need it.
Look at this: Rip Van Meathead.
Do you ever watch your husband dress himself in the morning?
Gloria: Sometimes.
Archie: Did you know that he puts on a sock and a shoe and a sock and a shoe, instead of a sock and a sock and a shoe and a shoe?
Gloria: What?
Archie: What's the sense in asking you? You wear pantyhose.
You know, I think most marriages break up because people don't wait long enough to recognize each other again.
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