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All in the Family · Season 4

Mike in “Gloria Sings the Blues”

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(to Gloria) You realize how many boring things I've got to do in a single day to drive me crazy? I've got to get up, I've gotta brush my teeth, I have to shave—and I hate to shave. There are days where I stand there debating with that mirror: Should I shave, or should I cut my throat? But I shave.

Archie: You know, it's too bad you always lose that argument.

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