(to Mike, about his appendix) If it's gotta go, it's gotta go. Why hang on to something that's useless?
Archie: That's what I've been asking you ever since you married him.
“Mike's Appendix” · Season 3
In this episode: Archie Bunker (2), Gloria Stivic (2)
Michael, that's our money. We each contribute in our own way.
Archie: That's right. You contribute deposits, he contributes withdrawls.
All them surgeons, they're highway robbers. Why do you think they wear masks when they operate?
McKenzie costs more because the best always cost more. That's how you tell what's good in America: it costs more.
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