Everybody has a little trouble seeing the words close-up after they pass a certain age.
Archie: I told you, it ain't age! It's the ink they use in the newspaper.
“Oh Say, Can You See” · Season 3
In this episode: Edith Bunker (2), Archie Bunker (1)
I've needed glasses for years, and you're older than I am.
Archie: That's only because I was born first.
(to Kelsey) Why don't you go back to bartender's school and take a course in "shut up"?
You're Bill Mulherin's kid brother.
How do you do it? How do you stay so young?
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