I'm sorry, Archie. I ain't myself today.
Archie: That might be an improvement, Edith.
“The Locket” · Season 3
In this episode: Archie Bunker (1), Mike (1), Edith Bunker (1)
MMike
Doubleheader today, huh, Arch?
Archie: What do you mean by that?
Mike: You're going to cheat the insurance company and Ma.
DDeliveryman
Look at this, Angelo. A whole half a buck.
Angelo: Why don't you tell (Archie) what he can do with it?
Deliveryman: I'd rather see him do it with the TV set.
(to Edith) How is it always when you do the best thing, it turns out the worst?
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