MMike
Actually, your father is on his best behavior tonight. He only called me an "unbeautiful thing". Could've called me an "unbeautiful Polack".
Archie: The night is young, meathead.
“Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (Part 1)” · Season 3
In this episode: Mike (3), Archie Bunker (2)
(regarding Mike's Uncle Casimir) He's got two strikes against him from the start.
Mike: What do you mean by that?
Archie: Well, he's Polish, strike one... and, he's Polish, strike two.
All I'm saying is that I don't want to discuss no wedding arrangements with a substitute-ski!
MMike
It's very simple, Mrs. Bunker. I'm an Agnostic.
Edith: Ohhh... You mean you want a Rabbi?
Archie: It's worse than that, Edith! I think it means he can't have kids!
MMike
(to Archie) Whether you like it or not, people do make love every now and then.
Edith: More then than now.
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