These sinuses are murder. They fog up my whole head.
Mike: Well, that explains everything.
“Archie and the Lock-Up” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Archie Bunker (2), Gloria Stivic (1)
That's why your coloreds have to behave better, they gotta act nicer, they gotta try harder...
Lionel: Yeah, that's right, we's like Avis.
If Michael gets arrested, they'll book him and fingerprint him, and it'll be on his record. And then when he goes to look for a job—
Archie: When? When? When?
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