[on the phone] What's your status?
Well, it's really hot here, and everyone keeps calling me Chongo.
S4Tuesday
[Marshall has accidentally shot a man; they need the man's eyes for a retinal scan. Marshall digs into one eye with a letter opener]
Oh God. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir.
[via cell phone] That means you've ruptured the macula. The eye is useless, abandon it. Approach the second one gently, like a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need a digging instrument to assist with this.
I've got a spork.
What's a spork?
It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?
That will work.
[singing a lullaby] Hush, little Mitchell, don't you cry. Daddy's gonna teach you 'bout lanthanides. Cerium's first, yes it leads the way. Hexagonal structure and it's iron gray. Praseodymium is next and it looks like brass...
S4Nightingale
The more you cooperate the less pain you endure.
S4Pandora
SSabrina
Can't we just unplug it, or something?
Yeah, sure, if you don't mind blowing it up and killing us both in the process...
S4Another Mister Sloane
And we relocate you to someplace safe.
RRoberts
Someplace safe.. Like Mars?
We give Roberts the coil and put him into play. He makes an exchange, we track the coil back to Arvin Clone.
[Sloane looks at Sydney; Marshall laughs.]
Sorry, that's what we've been calling him.
Yeah, also, uh, Marvin Sloane... The Rolling Sloanes...
The man, the impostor- everything about him is Sloane. His clothes, his posture, the way he looked at me, it's the way you look at me.
And how is that Sydney?
Let's just say it's equally disturbing.
Coordinate an in-country rendezvous with Sloane at twelve hundred hours.
Jack, it's me. You can say 'noon'.
Just do it!
Hello. Who's the man misrepresenting me?
CCarter
It's Arvin Sloane
I am Arvin Sloane. Do you know what this is? What you've done?
CCarter
What the hell do you want?
Do you understand what you're dealing with here and for what?
CCarter
Yes he told me. Mr. Sloane...
Listen to me don't make me tell you again who I am. You Fool.
CCarter
He told me...he told me I could live forever.
NOOO!!! Is that what you think this is about? Immortality? You bought a rumor, you simple-minded dilettante! The mystery, the true secrets of these creations, will always be held back from you, the unworthy!
S4A Clean Conscience
What the hell were you thinking?!?
I'm sure you mean that in the most polite way.
S4Mirage
This is where your dad lives, huh.
What did you expect?
I don't know, a bunker or something? You've really never been here?
No.
That's very strange.
As opposed to everything else about my relationship with my father.
Marshall.
Hey, did you hear the news? I get to run an initial analysis on the Hydrosek this afternoon - I love level four biohazard toxins.
Remind me to kiss you.
Wh-? Ok...
What'd she say to you?
Uh... nothing.
Wow. Mr. Bristow hallucinated the one man who could actually save his life. Even his delusions are lucid.
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