Do you know how hard it is to maintain cover while dancing the salsa in three-inch heels?
Actually, I do, but let's not go into that.
“Tuesday” · Season 4
In this episode: Marshall Flinkman (4), Jack Bristow (2), Sydney Bristow (1), Michael Vaughn (1)
Not really a policy, per se. More of a been-burned-by-too-many-fly-by-night-terrorists-to-trust-them sort of thing. You know, one day they say, 'We'll pay gold,' the next they say, 'Did we say gold? We meant goats--'"
[on the phone] What's your status?
Well, it's really hot here, and everyone keeps calling me Chongo.
[Marshall has accidentally shot a man; they need the man's eyes for a retinal scan. Marshall digs into one eye with a letter opener]
Oh God. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir.
[via cell phone] That means you've ruptured the macula. The eye is useless, abandon it. Approach the second one gently, like a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need a digging instrument to assist with this.
I've got a spork.
What's a spork?
It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?
That will work.
[singing a lullaby] Hush, little Mitchell, don't you cry. Daddy's gonna teach you 'bout lanthanides. Cerium's first, yes it leads the way. Hexagonal structure and it's iron gray. Praseodymium is next and it looks like brass...
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