[Marshall has accidentally shot a man; they need the man's eyes for a retinal scan. Marshall digs into one eye with a letter opener]
Oh God. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir.
[via cell phone] That means you've ruptured the macula. The eye is useless, abandon it. Approach the second one gently, like a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need a digging instrument to assist with this.
I've got a spork.
What's a spork?
It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?
That will work.
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