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S4The Index

I had no idea what to expect from tonight. I've never celebrated anything with family before. And I wasn't even sure I wanted to, but Sydney insisted. Now I see what I've been missing all these years... the chance to know my family for the kind of people they really are.

The Chinese have a saying: "One joy scatters a thousand griefs." So it is in that spirit that I wish you, Nadia, the same joy that you bring to me every day. I never dreamed that something so precious would come into my life. Because of you, I am a changed man.

S4The Road Home

SSam

So how do I know you’re not one of the bad guys?

If I was one of the bad guys, you would already be dead.

The good thing, slash, bad thing about living in Austria, smoking is not prohibited. Ergo you have just developed a smoking habit. [offers Sydney a cigarette]

No, thanks.

Good answer, just checking. It is actually a mag strip encoder.

S4The Orphan

Signature plus...password...plus a little Flinkman secret sauce...Nice. Bow before me and weep, encryption gods.

[Attempting to decode Vaughn's dad's secret journal]

Give me the pen? What if these aren't operation names?

What are you doing?

Substitiution cipher.

Okay, how'd you see that?

My father used to encrypt my crossword puzzles when I was a kid [Vaughn snorts, she looks up] The least of my childhood dysfunctions.

S4Tuesday

Do you know how hard it is to maintain cover while dancing the salsa in three-inch heels?

Actually, I do, but let's not go into that.

Not really a policy, per se. More of a been-burned-by-too-many-fly-by-night-terrorists-to-trust-them sort of thing. You know, one day they say, 'We'll pay gold,' the next they say, 'Did we say gold? We meant goats--'"

[on the phone] What's your status?

Well, it's really hot here, and everyone keeps calling me Chongo.

[Marshall has accidentally shot a man; they need the man's eyes for a retinal scan. Marshall digs into one eye with a letter opener]

Oh God. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir.

[via cell phone] That means you've ruptured the macula. The eye is useless, abandon it. Approach the second one gently, like a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need a digging instrument to assist with this.

I've got a spork.

What's a spork?

It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?

That will work.

[singing a lullaby] Hush, little Mitchell, don't you cry. Daddy's gonna teach you 'bout lanthanides. Cerium's first, yes it leads the way. Hexagonal structure and it's iron gray. Praseodymium is next and it looks like brass...

S4Nightingale

S4Pandora

SSabrina

Can't we just unplug it, or something?

Yeah, sure, if you don't mind blowing it up and killing us both in the process...

S4Another Mister Sloane

And we relocate you to someplace safe.

RRoberts

Someplace safe.. Like Mars?

We give Roberts the coil and put him into play. He makes an exchange, we track the coil back to Arvin Clone.

[Sloane looks at Sydney; Marshall laughs.]

Sorry, that's what we've been calling him.

Yeah, also, uh, Marvin Sloane... The Rolling Sloanes...

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