[2 days later, ALF is still sick]
[as she and Willie check on ALF] Here are the books you wanted ALF.
How are you feeling?
Like someone stuffed gerbils up my nose!
You sound awful.
Nice touch, ALF. Don't encourage him.
Willie.
But I really am feeling worse!
My cold ran its course in a week. Isn't it interesting that yours is hanging on so long?
Look at this nose, Willie. There's enough room in there for the viruses to start their own republic. In fact, I think I hear their vice president speaking. [he blows his nose]
[as she felt ALF's head] Feel his head, Willie.
[as he felt ALF's head] He's not.. Oh, my, my, he, he is. He's burning up.
Actually, I'm having a cold flash right now.
I'm sorry, ALF. I feel terrible.
I wish I felt that good.
I'll get you some lunch. [she heads to the kitchen while Willie checks on ALF, Willie quickly follows her]
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