“Yeah, thanks, operator. Hello, Marshall Ludwig? Oh, hi...”

[on the phone as the episode ends] Yeah, thanks, operator. Hello, Marshall Ludwig? Oh, hi, Marshall. Uh, you don't know me but, uh, I'm about to make you a very happy man.

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