[ALF is cooking his breakfast at the stove]
[walks in the kitchen] Morning.
Morning, Willie, Kate.
Hi, ALF.
What are you cooking?
It's a surprise.
Oh, no.
Relax, it's just my June bug scallopini.
Hence the crackling noise.
You're frying June bugs?
Please, Willie. You fry caterpillars. June bugs you sautee.
[closes the pan] Go sit. [ALF walks away]
[comes in] Good morning.
Hi, Lynnie.
Mmm, what smells so good?
June bug scaloppini.
I'll grab juice.
ALF, do you have something in the oven?
Brian's history book.
What?
Someone accidentally knocked it into his fish tank, Willie.
I didn't do it!
I didn't say you did. I did it. So I put it in the oven to dry.
Dad, he's kidding.
[Willie takes Brain's history book from the oven]
Oh, no! No! I'm-I'm doomed!
You got that right.
For Melmackians, It's bad luck to destroy a history book.
You mean bad luck like when you open an umbrella indoors?
Worse. Bad luck like jilting a mafia princess.
ALF, that is just silly.
[Kate screams as the pan starts to get on fire]
June bug flamb?
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