Jake. Jake of diamonds. Jake K-L-M-N-O-P. [Jake rolls the dice] Are you still thinking about that girl?
Ever since I saw her star in that school play, I can't think of nothin' else.
What do they call this temptress?
Her name is, Laura.
And how does, Laura, feel about, Jake?
She doesn't know I'm alive!
No problem! You walk up to her and say: "Hi, I'm Jake Ockhmonek, feel my pulse."
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