[ALF is in the attic using binoculars]
[comes in the attic] Hi, ALF.
Aah!
Sorry. I saw your light on.
You can't sleep? How do you expect me to sleep? In 24 hours, I'm going to be hamburger helper.
Would you stop the ground meat metaphors? Nobody's going to turn you in to the authorities.
You don't believe me either, do you, Lynn?
You know, if mom and dad really thought you were in danger, they'd do something about it. So why don't you just get some sleep, ok?
Ok. I'll see you in the morning.
Ok. Good night.
Night, Lynn. [the telephone rings as he answers it again] Hello?
Gordon Shumway?
Yes.
You got the money?
Um, I'm working on it. Who should I make the check out to?
Nice try, pinhead. But you better come up with the cash or it's too bad about the Tanners.
What?
They're gonna be in a lot of trouble for keeping you, but I guess a little jail time never hurt anyone. [laughs evilly and hangs up the phone]
When the going gets tough, the tough get going. And so do I.
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