[Willie comes in the garage and confronts ALF for calling the neighborhood about Trevor and Raquel]
What?
Do these names ring a bell? The Metcalfs, the Polmanskis, the Montenegros, the Gans, the Luskatuffs, the Metzgers, the Fetzgers, the Schmitkys, the Kipkys, the Feins, the Steins, the Limbecks, the Willards, the Hogans, the Logans, and the Kogans?
What was the question?
Before I pull every hair out of your neck, I want to ask you something. Did you call those people and tell them about Trevor and Raquel?
I decline to answer on the grounds that I need my neck hair.
[angrily] YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, ALF!
In other words, you disapprove of what I've done.
Wholeheartedly. I know that this is an inconvenience for all of us, but what you're doing is just making things worse.
You're right, Willie. How could I have been so blind? You know, I've only been thinking of myself.
You're not just saying this because of that neck hair business?
No, no, I mean it. I've seen the error of my ways and will Endeavor to do better.
Well, thank you.
No. Thank you, Willie. Thank you. [he and Willie look at each other for a few seconds before Willie goes out, then he uses the phone to call another number] Hello? I would like to order flowers for Raquel Ochmonek.
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