ALF and Lynn in “I'm Your Puppet”

ALF

What should I name him?

Lynn

I don't know. Their names are usually goofy like Mortimer Snerd, Knuckle-Head Smith.

ALF

I think I'll call him Paul.

Lynn

Paul? That's not a goofy name.

ALF

It is on Melmac. One time I called a guy "Paul", I ended up with 14 stitches. Good thing I didn't call him a "Son of a Paul".