[ALF is in Kate and Willie's bed eating crackers]
I don't believe you're eating crackers in bed.
I know. It's such a clich? Could you "hoover" the crumbs out of my fur?
I want every single crumb out of this bed. Including you.
I know you're upset about Willie, but he'll be home soon. I won't leave this bed, until he is.
[comes in] Hi.
Rats!
Just what I wanted to see in my bed.
Thanks. Cracker?
It's 11pm. What happened?
I'm sorry, Kate. I got in a big tie-up on the on the,
Freeway.
Freeway. I suppose you've discussed the crackers in bed.
We were just discussing that, when you came in.
Yes, your arrival was most fortuitous.
Not that it matters, I'm so tired that I could sleep on broken glass.
Then you might want to sleep by the China cabinet.
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